I met Paul once! I swooned & started sobbing as soon as he said "Hello"

the near future

I'm pretty sure doing things in order to get validation from strangers is how society happened. Oh god I hope you all like this comment.

February 26, 2015

Also, according to some media sources, when the Imam told women to step back, hundreds of them went and carried her coffin, and led the funeral prayer themselves.

I don't know. Brian Williams recently gave a very detailed recounting of his time with the Russian military. His account of Sasha's capture was particularly moving.

There was also that time Sasha saved me from a family of polar bears at south pole. They got there via the spirt portal at the north pole. She then used her water bending powers to safely migrate the bears to safety. She called her powers squirting instead of water bending, but I could not tell the difference.

Oh shit we got a historical fight in the comments

While I never cat called a woman before I never use to think it was a big deal. Then one day I ran in to the pharmacy to pick something up while my girlfriend just waited in the car & when I came back some asshole was tapping on her window. He kept knocking on the window, telling her to roll it down, he "just wanted…

If he'd truly let Christ into his heart, he'd be repenting and accepting responsibility for the sins and wrongs he'd committed against others, not casting stones at the dirty whores who led him astray. No cake for you, War Machine.

I love.her songs. I think she was one of the finest 60s and 70s solo singers around. Her Burt Bachrach songs were the best sung of anyone who covered his songs. His songs were akin to vocal gymnastics, not easy songs at all to sing, constant key change. Yet she sang them effortlessly. I know.its easy to make jokes…

From the VF piece "The books follow the continuing adventures of bright-eyed and plucky college grad Anastasia Steele and her billionaire sugar daddy Christian Grey as they retreat to the bedroom in an effort to withstand the Seattle weather."

I'm not saying don't support the film, but make your purchasing decisions with the crystal clear knowledge that nothing you buy will ever bring you any closer to this man—he is fictional.

What? There's not enough abusive, misogynist men out there, we now cater to an imaginary douche?

Please, let's make soap as a gift for others a not-thing.

Ditto. I would mess up my hair straight outta the salon for this man.

JEETS!

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

Are women strong enough to take care of themselves, or are they not strong enough to take care of themselves?

My husband: "I really can't decide which half of that couple I'm more jealous of."