No one wants a 924, not even the moss........

Original owner must’ve sprung for the TruCoat™.

I’m terrified by the thought of being in my apartment without air conditioning.

Yeah, this is a weird one. Rust isn’t as huge out there, but moss/mold are. It’s weird to see all those grey sides that aren’t bright green with the stuff.

The 356 might be worth more even in that shape.

I was just thinking the same thing. I don’t see the corrosion, rust, or other patina that would have formed over the nearly 3 decades, that thing looks like it was crashed last week. 

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

It is always WILD to me to hear about things like this, because it’s just so outside of my experience that there can possibly be a place on land that nobody has visited in 27 years.

No way that thing has been there for 27 years.

But...but...but.... that’s Porsche. We *love* Porsche here on Jalopnik. A 755 hp Corvette? It *HAS* to be crap... right? Right?

Always check the username lol

You’re forgetting about the fact that this car can also go around a corner.

Because R&D is free...

<checks own name - confirms it's still PartyPooper2012>

Are we really complaining that a car “only” has 755hp?

I’d say there’s a chance that somehow the convertible ZR1 ends up being a collectible at some undetermined point in the future. MT says that GM is planning to make 2-3k of the ZR1, and take rate for the convertible is esimated at 15 percent, so we’re looking at a few hundred copies of a unique car with insane…

Congratulations, you’re in the heart of the target demo!

A pointless fantastic bargain. In 2-3 years they will be resold with roughly 93 miles on the odometer. Start saving now.

I know. I feel like a couple of well trained soldiers with good weapons could have taken out all of those dudes. It was straight yakety sax.

Pedantic Man sex: “Not a Jeep”