Sounds like a real loss.....

Wrong color wheels;

We had a local redneck who owned about 10 pickup trucks... all with plates, but only one up to date registration sticker, with velcro on the back of it.

Massachusetts is a commonwealth, not a state.

Is that job still in the org chart?

I was supposed to go to the Registry (I believe the rest of the US calls it the DMV?) today to register my trailer. I guess I’ll just go to some townie pizza joint instead. Legit.

Massachusetts is a commonwealth, not a state.

“M A S S...aw phuck it, they know what I mean.” 

Takes some mighty big calzones to attempt a ruse like this.

I wonder if it was registered to Pete Za?

This is one of those times when doing nothing (no plate at all) would draw less attention.

Now that’s a real pizza work.

Tweeting is a trash activity for trash people.

Posting boards are too old school. You should really try tweeting...

Came here inclined to say “Pretty sure that’s a Bugatti” and then googled Bugatti + Vatican to find a picture.

Pictured: Francis signing latest Papal Bull.

And yet Catholicism is still a pay-to-play experience riddled with pointless side quests and micro-transactions. At least translations are now available.

Me sharing my review of the Pope Lambo

“Oh, getting Jesus to take the wheel is easy. The hard part is making him give it back.”

Popeborghini Holycan? Nope? I’ll see myself out....