Why do people always say “billions with a B” for sub 100B numbers? A F&F movie making 1.2M would be a much, much, *MUCH* larger surprise than it making 1.2B. Who on earth is confusing it for millions? What significant, years-long, global media event with some of the biggst stars in the world reaps less than 100M?

Billi…

I don’t watch the show, but I enjoy the stills of Johnson’s beautifully tailored suits, and I wish John Cena would take note.

AND fighting terrorists

He does realise the franchise ended with Fast 5 anyway right?

More like Cryrese, amiright?

I think that’s probably half right.

I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

This is the only place I can think of posting this.

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I’m ready for the franchise to end. It should have ended with Paul Walker. :/

Well at least he’s got his priorities straight while being investigated by Child Services for abusing his daughter to the point of not being able to sit down without being in extreme pain. I suspect he’s about as good an actor and costar as he is a dad.

So...in other words:

my favorite concoction of penetrating oils

0-to-xMPH-to-0 is not very interesting.

that’s not just breaking it... that’s total mic drop walk out of the room...gees

He would. CvK is a great guy - known him for years now. If only the cars were homologated for the US...

I wonder if I could even beat this by throwing my Miata out of a plane from sufficient height.

In slower news, after 21 years of 2nd gen, Toyota announced new Toyota Century.

I like that they clearly did this with a grand total of 3 people. Guaranteed VW had a team of engineers optimizing every aspect of their run. Koenigsegg just takes their car to the nearest air strip and demolishes the Chiron’s record, then probably gets lunch.

He seems way too interesting to ignore though, I’d probably ask if I could camp in their factory and just hang out as long as I don’t get potato chip crumbs over everything. 

If I won the Powerball, I would consider getting a K-egg. Because I might be able to text CvK at random hours asking for his opinion on things. Like, “Chris, whaddya think of the latest episode of Designated Survivor?”. That kind of stuff. CvK, being a gentleman an’ all, would prolly respond.