The worst? You don’t spend much time browsing liveleak, I guess.

The iPhone is the CP one.

Having a hard time deciding on the CP of this list. I would probably drive them all...

You mean *first* to make the idiotic “lives in a trailer and drives a Lexus?!?!” take. Nice. 

*ahem* it’s a mobile home, thank you.

In before the idiotic “lives in a trailer and drives a Lexus?!?!” takes.

Said the robber about the bank vault

“It was unopened to the best of my knowledge”.

I agree. I vote Jalopnik send him a sticker so he can get a Jalopnik bump on that mower.

This guy isn’t the hero that we need, but the hero we deserve.

Wow,

Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?

I’m actually thinking about this and honestly, I’d straight up say the smoking. I straight up have accused my mother of being a bad parent for her willingness to smoke around me no matter how much it bothered me growing up, so I’m probably a bit biased, but even considering that, emotional problems can be repaired. …

My mental sequence as I read this:

That’s better than having your living room in your car.

“He loves that stupid car more than he loves the rest of us.”

Dude, I think I see at least 2x 997 GT2 and 1x 997GT3 in the street level showroom. Meanwhile there are some Cayenne hoisted up on lifts. Yall nuts??!!! Get those GT cars to higher ground for posterity’s sake. No one is going to care that a couple Cayenne survived the storm in 30 years.

Yes. The ability to let things go.

Came here for this. Weekend editor can’t don’t math good.

Superb. What else do you have in the warehouse?