Shouldn't we assume that Robin is on the pill? And that Barney should be fully used to "suiting up?" And that Kevin and Robin haven't been together all that long to be going without protection? So, then, exactly how does she get pregnant? Or are they all just wildly careless?

I've heard "personal PIN number" which blows through stupid and goes right back to being awesome.

I think those are exactly the correct options. Kill your cellmate or get out of jail. You can't do both.

His theory of Marmaduke is my favorite. (The owner is Hitler, who didn't die at the end of WWII and is now on the run with a demon posing as a Great Dane.)

Thank you. In what universe are those ties mauve? Mauve is more purple, these are definitely blue.

GOB's meek "Ta-da" was my text ringtone for years and years.

SPOILERS SPOILERS

Birdman kicked my ass.

Best insinuated vulgarity since Tobias' "you cunt-try music loving lady!"

Honeymoon sex
Does that mean I get to put my c…ar keys in your a…ttic?

I liked "A gold medal! Oh, we should have that bronzed!"

They have links to their reviews on Wednesdays in the DVD section, titled "DVDs in Brief."

@ Elrond

I used to have the old Sega Nomad, which was basically a portable Genesis. It was sweet. But it did drain 6 AA batteries in about 45 minutes.

Atlantic article
I read his article in The Atlantic last month. Do you think the book is worth a read on top of the article?

"All right, tell us the story, neck bones."

Nancy Walls is busy being married to Steve Carell and being a mom.

He's still playing concert halls, like 2,000 people max. That's not too too big.

Fantasy potpourris
Fantasy potpourris is just a lovely little phrase. This is why I love Sam Beam.

Dogtooth
I went to go add Dogtooth to my Netflix DVD queue and it's already on Instant. Nice.