What somebody really needs to find is a ‘retroactive abortion’. It can be used on assholes like Cruz and Rubio and all of those other GOP fuckheads.

Depends upon your reason for dating! If you only wanted to get your asshole crammed with a large dick at the end of the night you can date a Dem or a Repub...or you can take a trip down to the nearest soup kitchen. There’s usually lots of big-cocked gents hanging out there.

Look, if you don’t go clubbing with your cellphone in hand, how the hell are you going to get messages from guys who want to cram their dick in your asshole?

And I’m pretty sure that nobody reminded her what s douchebag she was for letting Ross cram his dick into her!

“if Taylor Swift looks you in the eye, touches your arm and says, ’Come with me,′ you basically blow your load in your pants and do what she says.”

Judging from the Popeye’s pick when he was young and the fact that he is now 6'1" - 315 lbs., it seems that he has not outgrown the “fat little fuck” stage of his life.

Cheerleader became a dirty word about the same time that cum-eater did. Think about it.

And the only thing missing from the current biopic is a scene showing her getting plugged in the ass by a group of men...and maybe a shemale.  Which I am led to believe happened a few times in her career.

Unfortunately, Prince Harry is a fucking stupid chunk of shit!

Yeah...his “god” could have taken his tool so we wouldn’t have to deal with him at all.

Depends whose dick is being photographed.

Just think...all this bullshit coming from a guy who doesn’t even have to get down on his knees to blow another guy!

You’re the one who is disgusting!  Share your thoughts with your family.

SP, calm don a little bit. Unwanted touching can be OK in some circumstances. As a matter of fact you can come over to my place and touch me as much as you want, and in any place you want. Now that might not fit the strict definition of “unwanted” but we’ll worry about that later.  Let’s get on with the touching first.

Ha ha! Now they’re both out of their fucking jobs.

Why are 99% of Americans nothing more than fucking idiots?

But...if you had just decided to accommodate the guy and have him fuck you, I bet your memories would be perfect.

How about we simply settle for her allowing Anthony Broadwater to fuck her in the ass once a week for a year? That’s not really fair recompense for the 20 years he went through, but it will make his dick feel good (even though she is 58 years old).

Yes Megan I now you have questions. And yes Megan, I can be at your house tomorrow night to suck on your tits.

THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR COUNTRY IS POPULATED WITH TOTAL CUNTS!