Do you fuck?  You sound like you might be fun.

The fucking thing is pretty much useless. However, if you put the massage tip pictured on the far right in the lead-in photo, you can insert it into your cunt or asshole and have a fabulous time!  Just be prepared to clean up lots of goo when you’re finished.

The fucking thing is pretty much useless. However, if you put the massage tip pictured on the far right in the…

Hell...I’m so hard up now that I’m looking at the lead-in photo and jerking off onto my dog’s (a female dog) head. Don’t worry! Because it’s Saturday I’ll do what I do most Saturday nights...make rude comments in Jezebel stories and...give my dog a bath. The cum will be gone from her head.

Nice out! Prince Andrew probably wouldn’t do you.

Do her (a guess because of the shoes) in a heartbeat...but only in the asshole!

Wait until somebody creates the ultimate...a porno about the black/asian female VP doing all sorts of anal shit with huge-cocked guys, and maybe doing a little lezzie or shemale stuff with WH staffers for kicks on the side.

In other words, just waving her tits in their face.

Who the hell is “Shenanigans”? I hope she is a big-titted black bitch with a penchant for taking it up the ass!

Kamala won’t have time to bang an intern. She’s gonna be too busy taking it up the asshole on the President’s desk...from a bunch of huge-cocked white guys (if such a thing actually exists)...and then swallowing loads for lunch. That seems about her style.

Fucking USA. The whole country is a bunch of dirt bag losers. Unfortunately COVID is not selective and there is no chance we can get it to focus on Americans. Borders are open again but if any of you fucking assholes come up here and get in my face, watch out!  Watch the fuck out!

Candy corn is definitely “good” when it is being squeezed, one piece at a time, out of the asshole of a naked black shemale right into your waiting mouth!  All I got to say.

No...just like Trump he needs to have his ass kicked 7 ways to Sunday and then have the sit beat out of him!  Speaking iof...why has that nt happened to Trump yet?

Does your latina wife fuck good?

But that’s America. Another reason why I will never cross the border again to do anything in that total fuckland.

Yeah...and I could take a photo with Kim Kardashian and have absolutely no desire to fuck her in the asshole (but I would run around the corner and beat off real quick).

You’re an asshole!

And of course the first person to congratulate the little shitheel on his acquittal was none other than Donald J. Trump the big shitheel! I am surprised that nobody has come along to permanently silence the big shitheel (and I am sure somebody will silence the little shitheel in due course) over the past few months.…

You are wrong! “Fuck them, they can go die” is very useful in today’s society, particularly if it is addended by “and I can certainly help them do that”.

Yeah...Matt Gaetz will use Rittenhouse to suck the remaining cum out of his dick and pack the dick neatly away...after Gaetz fucks his next underage girl.

He’ll be worse. He won’t just kill niggers...he’ll kill anybody that gets in his way.