Get things right fuckhead! That’s a Hamilton Beach not an Oster.

Yeah...but most people are assholes!  You gotta remember that!

You know the real Taylor Swift favorite drink? A tall non-fat latte with four pumps of fucking cough syrup. Kind of related to a Flaming Mo.

Or maybe he just sucked a few of the right dicks at the right time.

Holy fuck! I’d marry Karla Homolka if I had half a chance.  You ever seen the bod on that bitch?

Yeah...really small.

I once knew another dentist who was a sad little man. He used to work on his own teeth.using a mirror and learning how to do things backwards.  He’s fucking dead now!

But she has a pretty food body and I think most American men would think they’d died and gone to heaven if they could get a glimpse of her cunt!

That’s because most Americans talk like Jersey mall trash.

Mmmmm...that just means better fucking!

ould be...until he tried to cram his cock up your asshole without yur consent.

Try that variation Esmeralda...you might like it.

And that turned you on , amirite?

Caca? Caca? What are we...10 years old? If you’re talking about shit, say shit. We’ve all heard the word.

When you were blowing him you should have clamped down real hard with your teeth. Would have served him right. Any chance you’d like to try it a second time?

Julia...don’t fret.  If you were with me I would lick it out.

Hey...I’ve had beach sex. Girlfriend and me took a 4-dayer in San Francisco a number of years ago. It was very hot...in the 90s if I remember correctly. We took the 2nd day and went to Baker Beach up close to the Golden Gate Bridge. There is a ‘clothing optional’ section, on the north end of the beach if I remember…

God, she looks like she’s pretty experienced doing that! Send her over!

What kind of a piece of shit bar was that?

Shailene is merely a cover...a fucking poor one but a cover nonetheless! I’ve heard that Aaron loves taking it up the shitter from big black guys but he needs to pretend he’s straight...after all it is football.