Garbage disposal = waste of money. For fuck’s sake listen to the people who run your lives. Separate your garbage (including leftover food) properly for the garbage man. Make sure that leftover food goes into the proper recycle bin (wherever in your living space that may be located). Place your used tampons in a tidy…

Learn to spell shithead!

But in addition, she revels in being a famous laplicker!

Look...she got fucked by a prince when she was supposedly underage? What harm? I’m sure she’s had more than one cock crammed into her over the past 20 years.

On top of all that, who the fuck is Mariah Carey to decree anything?

Nobody in the whole damn world looks great with facial hair!

Jamie Lee Curtis as anything is pretty solid.

Maybe your mom is simply a stunned kinda cunt!

How old is your mom? And if she is under 40 does she fuck?

Yes...Mitt couldn’t get it up and Kyrsten had to resort to stuffing the chocolates up her own asshole...one by one!

“Sticks and stone will break my bones...”

A Ford F250!!!  Holy shit...you can get a real good fuck in that thing...nice  and roomy.

And they probably got their wholesale financing from your credit union.

It’s meant to imply that you drive a chunk of shit.

Fuck! A $60K truck must be a real piece of shit. These days any decent truck is going to cost you $100k or more.  I’m not talking about some crappy Toyota or Ford F150.

What Dave Chappelle...and others like him...have to do is learn to be funny. Not re-learn, or learn in the context of modern society. I mean actually learn. I haven’t seen a nigger yet who could tell a joke worth a damn.

The other thing Dave Chappelle has to do is learn how to actually be funny! Nothing about his material, or his delivery or any of those other things...he’s just not funny.

How do you know he hasn’t?

If what you say is true then you have to learn the art of assfucking. Never worry about pregnancy again. I mean, you might gets AIDS but what the fuck, if Magic Johnson can live 20+ years with it so can anybody.

So let’s all get together and beat the everloving piss out of this guy. He’s a fucking retard.