He’s 5'4" and he weighs 380 lbs.

Fuck hisw cholesterol...I wonder what his shit looked like.

I didn’t know chickens had balls.

It’s obvious that Texas would be better off if it was its own cuntry.  That’s right...the “o” is omitted...on purpose.

And everybody has forgotten the homemade pornos she did when she was 15. You know...the ones where she climbed her schoolmates and sucked off guys in the local drive-thru parking lot.

You should see the guy fuck a really skinny woman...a masterpiece!

Me too! Batwoman or Batgirl anytime.

And you could be working over your twitchit with a mixmaster!

Invite me over some time.  I’ve always fantasized about cramming it up Batgirl’s ass!

k_k the word around town is that you’d fuck anything that moves.

Yeah...because Adam West has been fucking dead for a long time and he probably stinks like shit by now!

So what you’re saying is that BatMAN doesn’t do it for you...but BatCUNT does!  I think we’ve got a great idea for a new superhero.

Hey MD...you getting blowjobs from Shannon?

Nah...the fucker is dead. Which is OK in the sense that all the guys out there can resume jacking off to photos of Gabby.  I mean she did have a sweet-looking ass, and a nice pair of grabbable tits.  It’s too bad that she is dead.

Everybody getting all bent out of shape over a fucking Ford Bronco. It is generally not too difficult to purchase a ‘piece of shit’ car, like a Bronco, for way more than what it is worth.  Forget the car...buy something decent, probably something made in Germany.

So there are almost no niggers on the Las Vegas team!  Bib boo-hoo!

That’s a pretty fucking stupid name. Get a new brain.

Simple solution.  Think about it.

Just make sure the yellow ones are too big to cram up your asshole.

Just make sure that the string you use to tie the onions to your belt is not long enough to allow someone to shove the onion up your asshole.  That has also been in style for some time now.