Fuck yelling at him. Simply take a 24-inch, hug circumference dildo (hopefully a black one) and jam it as far up his asshole as it will go (you know...like 24 inches) and then send him back to Congress to do his thing.

Unless you’re Madonna. Then you just simply fuck them or blow them in your dressing room after takes. Particularly if they’re black or latino.

Yeah, so big fucking deal! You’re reading Jezebel, not some literary tome. Go with the flow...have a jerk-of in the corner in memory of the dead chicks.

Unfortunately the world didn’t lose the right Americans. You know...the ones with an (R) behind their name.

Who fucking cares? All the world lost is 700,000+ Americans and that’s probably the best news about the pandemic.

There would not need to be any abortion discussion at all, so long as the government made it illegal for women to be fucked anywhere but in the ass or in the mouth.  End of discussion.

Fuck Kanye! I mean that with all sincerity. Who cares who she consults with...just as long as she does the monologue in the nude with a neon pink dildo protruding from her asshole. That would be ‘must-see’ television.

What kind of a “major” city is that...where the houses are all 75 - 100 fucking years old?

Learn to fucking spell you dumb as shit American.

And your grandmother?  I’m going to bet that she is fucking dead.

I knew a girl once who ate her dog once on a drunken bet.  However, when the dog came in her mouth she puked!

Let’s be fucking fair here! It’s steamed vegetables for Christ’s sake. You drop them on the floor because you don’t want to eat them. Give the poor fucking dog a break!

But jFC what main in his right mind wouldn’t relish and opportunity to cram his dick in any of the 3 holes Sinema has!

Well...that’s better than pooping in the kitchen sink.

So divorce the guy...move in with a big-cocked nigger and get on with life.

They don’t forget.  They’re just trying to get someone to join in their scat fun!

But I’m willing to be that while you’re close to your SO when you do poop, that you don’t try to get a close up look at the shit squeezing its way out!

Same applies to your underpants. If you leave a smear rinse the pants out...applies both ways.

One toilet is a problem...but it certainly identifies who is the best housekeeper in the family. My wife is a fucking slob. Many a time I’ve had to take a pee in the middle of the night and she’s in the shitter, so I head to the kitchen sink...but it’s always filled with dirty dishes!

Hold on...there are very few times (outside of an obvious surname) when you can tell a kike from a real person. Unless of course it’s a guy and he’s not clipped.