That was the motto for the group of 15-year old girls who hung around the school football team.

What about Mr. Sub? KIt tried to be more than just Ontario and failed miserably. There used to be one in Vancouver on the edge of the sleazy part of town. If you want a blow job while you scarfed down your sub you just went and hung out in the parking lot after midnight. Cost was maybe $10 and a sub for the girl (you…

Why the fuck would you ever eat anything from a 7-11? Except maybe a Slurpee after a night of drinking...you know that sugar and water are the best for processing alcohol.

Crocodile tears...the woman is 100% cunt and nothing more!

I doubt that he was letting her get fucked at any rime over the term of his conservatorship. So, this must mean that he got his rocks off listening to her moans while she diddled her pussy with her fingers...or maybe a hair brush.

Maybe she can unseat Amy Schumer.

That’s what reps and senators are elected for...to take a stand in difficult situations. Fuck AOC and her crocodile tears.

Well, we all really know why she cried afterwards. It’s because she’s little more than a fucking drama queen! Nice choice for a representative American people...surely to God you can do better. But maybe not...just look at all the fucking mental retards you have in the House and the Senate!

Claire Elise Boucher resemble nothing so much as a desperate cunt!

Well...you have to live about twice as long as any normal human being has ever lived (like 250 years) to pass the expiry date.

What about Mary Brown’s? Remember it’s original jingle “Mary Brown...best legs in town”. I used to cum in my pants every time I heard it. I once dated a girl named Mary Brown for about a year. She made me cum in my pants too.

Domino’s! Where else can you buy enough fucking pizza to feed you every day for about 3-1/2 months for only $7.99?

Yeah and they went way overboard with their replacement spokesperson, as in “Hi I’m Wayne. I represent Subway. I’ve never lost any weight eating their shit and I weigh 320 pounds...but at least I’ve never fucked any small children. (apologies to all normal guys named Wayne)

Well fuck you...the feeling is not reciprocated.

Who the fuck would ever use Uber? Or Lyft?

But what you don’t see is the add-on commercial where everybody in the whole family beats the living shit out of the old grandpa and then pisses in his hair because he will not eat the shit they serve at Olive Garden.

“Arsed to cook a damn thing”...what are you, a fucking limey?

What’s more important is why Democrats allow AOCto keep going with her ‘crocodile tears’ game plan. Fucking cunt!

Yeah...nobody should ever be made to work as a janitor. I’ve never met a woman yet who would let a janitor cram three fingers up her asshole at a social event...unless she had a shitload to drink beforehand.

Not such a tough thing to do. Buy a bottle of abou1 960 heavy duty aspirin and also buy about 30 quarts of Coca-Cola and several wire coat hangers.. Gobble everything down in about 30 minutes and then get busy with the coat hangers. Guaranteed that ol’ fetus will be floating in the toilet bowl before the night is…