You’re 100% right. There is nothing worse to be around than a woman who is scared she has the tit rot! They’re afraid to do anything.  

All it will take to eliminate the Trump problem is one carefully placed bullet!

What the fuck does “taking back by it” mean? I’m sure you meant to say “taken aback by it” you fucking ignorant chunk of shit! Line up with Trump...the two of you make a good pair.

Or make them  full toilets with the bowl (especially for the Trump one) the open mouth!

Well...the biggest problem is that Mariah Carey is a total, untalented cunt! If she didn’t have a half decent ass and a bunch of guys fantasizing about cramming that ass with their dick, nobody would even know her name!

Tough to read bridge height signs when you’re busy driving 40 - 50 miles an hour and tugging one out in your jeans.

Who the fuck are you?

The clothes had to be butt ass ugly because the 4 women were butt ass ugly.  I wouldn’t fuck any one of them with a stick!

Which lips?

Love low rider jeans. Easy to slip a couple of fingers down the front when you’re standing in a line with your gf...then pull the fingers out...then sniff them!

As long as you don’t look like Grandpa Simpson you’re still gonna get fucked most nights.

I know a chick who uses one with her pussy hair (she must be the only female in the entire USA who is over 12 years of age and still has pussy hair). She says it makes it easier for a tongue to get in there.

You must be English!  Nobody in the real world says “arsehole”.  Only a fucking limey.

Mmmm...take a pill asshole, a really big pill!

OK...you’re unsubscribed!

Nobody will buy the fucking game...that’s how!

If you don’t want to carry a child for months and give birth...don’t fuck!  Take it up the ass if you must!

Try using some real words.

OK...what tips you off when someone says “Niggers are black”.

Well it is to one person who, if I remember correctly said “there were fine people on both sides”.