The only problem with you older dolls going to the thrill rides at an amusement parks is that you usually squirt all over the insides of your jorts (“jean shorts), trail a sourish odor everywhere you go in the park afterwards, and often leave a stinky stain on the seat you occupied for the ride.

Fuck the rides at the amusement parks. The best attractions at those parks are the ‘love boat’ rides...technically no ride in the true sense but a site where any red-blooded guy over the age of 14 can get his dick suckedmin the darkness of the attraction. When I was 16 I got a fabulous blow job from a woman who must…

I worked at a small amusement park that was open only about 8 months every year...closed during the really bad winter months. The best thing about that park? The hot dog stand. People used to come to the stand...which had one side facing the parking lot so people could get their ‘eats’ without paying park admission.…

Unless of course he managed to stuff that gun up his dickhole. Nobody ever thinks to look there...and you know from watching ttranny porn that ‘sounding’ videos are working with ever bigger stuff. A gun has to be next!

Well with photoshop...and other technology...you can basically make anything illegal if there is enough fucking money to be made.  And you knw how guys in Florida like to dream about stuffing their dicks inside young twat!

Only one piece of advice for you. Move! Right out of fucking Florida...the largest human toilet in the world.

You mean you really don’t know why he was filming minors? There is fucking lots of gold in selling jerk-off videos to Republicans.

Yeah. Arm them with fucking flamethrowers. Love to see one of those assholes dancing across the football field trying to put the fire on his ass out.

The current President is not at all to blame for the current state of affairs in your fucking country.  Get your head screwed on straight.  Dipshit.

Get Bugs and his trusty saw. We’ll get rid of fucking Florida real quick!

But now they have 5 days of evidence!  I bet he gets fucked in the ass by a bunch of tough niggers if he even looks sideways at anybody in the future.

Never had security at my HS either...unless you count the 5'7" beefy phys ed teacher who would just as soon pin you up against a locker and squeeze your balls as say hello to you in the morning.

Well he should be made to learn another very important lesson. Try to use violence or threats of violence to make other people do what you want, and prepare yourself to have a very large, preferably pointed object shoved as far up your asshole as it will go. This will be carried out in public and people will be…

OK Ashley...I’ll be over to your house early tomorrow morning to snap some pics of you taking a shower and getting dressed. You OK with that?

Yeah...Florida will let anybody who knows how to operate a camera get away with almost everything!

What really needs to be done with this guy is have someone shove a mask up his asshole...far enough so that it can be pulled out his mouth. Then the mask needs to be stapled to his fucking ears so that it looks like he is wearing one...covered in shit etc., but still wearing one.

So Serena is finally being exposed as the fragile cunt she really is!

In real life I bet she did!

Look...I’m pretty sure you put meat in your mouth every time you get with your boyfriend or husband. How big a deal is it to take the next step and swallow (make of that what you will).

Give me an ice cold glass of milk any time...I’ve been known to polish off a quart ofthe the stuff at tone sitting.