And of course the follow-up: “I killed some more people!”

OOF. This season. Here’s what I had issues with:

I mean, for god’s sake what we did we think it was before?

Considering how much Robert Pattinson hates Twilight and how comfortable he feels about making fun of it now, I bet they’d be able to get him eventually. God knows I’d love to see it!

The fact that the showrunners didn’t have Bran do anything during the battle against the White Walkers except distract a dragon for 5 secons with some birds was absolutely wild. They built him up so high and then completely forgot about him and his amazing powers before having him become king. It’s like they just…

The first time I used an electric dentist I kind of cringed looking back at all the years I hadn’t--the difference was VERY noticeable. (And brushing for the full two minutes thanks to the timer is part of that for sure.)

Is the Azores link incorrect? It doesn’t match up with the description here.

Is the Azores link incorrect? It doesn’t match up with the description here.

So glad this is legal.

This is good.

We’ve found the minor chaos demon

Actually this introvert is firmly against “OK.” or really any one-word-with-a-period messages because they so obviously have a more rude/displeased tone than what you’d write if you were talking in real life.

I’m a big SF/F fan but I somehow haven’t read the books OR seen the movie. I have a suuuper basic understanding of the plot but nothing beyond that. I’ve really enjoyed the first two episodes, including (0r especially) Dafne Keen’s performance, but I don’t have anything to compare it to so that probably helps. I feel…

Dump ‘em on some whole grain toast to gain extra depression health points

PLEASE. Everything I love is terrible for me and everything I hate is good for me.

Even a loaf of regular sandwich bread tends to have a bunch of added sugar—it’s fucking everywhere.

Why on earth does someone have to look a certain way to tell me the weather? Why would I care? People do not have to be beautiful to be smart or go on tv.

I just can’t imagine caring so much about a stranger’s tummy and how it looks in a dress that I’d earnestly tweet at her requesting her to change the way she dresses.....It just does not compute. Do these people not have any hobbies? Nothing more stressful to focus their worried energy on?

I can’t even be mad, that rat is having the best god damn day of its life

This is 100% true, and even BETTER when your beloved friend has a car and you don’t.

They’ve already done cinnamon roll Oreos!