And honestly, what world do they live in that they think teens won’t just learn how to do that on their own time? There’s that big ol’ internet out there. And not to mention, sinful friends who actually have experience with this stuff!

Responsible gun owners are one thing. But the NRA has proven itself time and time again to be yet another money-grubbing group of rich men with too much power over too many people. They don’t care about gun safety, they don’t care about citizens protecting themselves. They just care about making themselves richer. (A…

Setting vs fixing spray was totally new to me!

Love that quote from Dr. Goldstein—super fun! Also: BYE BYE CHRISTOPHER!

This is a relief. I’m 25 and have always felt vaguely guilty and worried because I’d never balanced a checkbook (hell, I didn’t even really know what it meant).

This is a relief. I’m 25 and have always felt vaguely guilty and worried because I’d never balanced a checkbook (hell, I didn’t even really know what it meant).

Well, take what you can get, I guess.

What the fuck kind of family...

Oh man that article was so good—I hope the movie and show turn out well!

Does that mean that over the next few decades, the world population will go down for a while in any noticeable way? (Especially when paired with fewer young western people choosing to have kids.)

That was what I was thinking—most stores with shopping carts (it seems) provide hand sanitizer and wipes for the carts, but it’d also be easy enough to bring some with you.

This is a real question: How does one wash oneself with a bar of soap? I’ve recently learned that loofahs are disgusting little nets of germs and I should never use one ever again, but I really don’t get how to wash with a bar of soap. We’re so lumpy and knobbly and soap is so hard!!

Yes! Can’t wait to see how they do Christmasland. Okay, where do I go to get cast as Vic?

Oh, yeah, I honestly get scared of using the stove. (Flying oil! Scary sizzling sounds! Smoke and fire alarms!) Oven’s okay though.

Please, please, PLEASE let this be good.

Darius/Lakeith Stanfield is the breakout star of this show—I’d love to see what else he can do. He’s so good!

Ohhh I figured his frustration with the new barber was because he had no idea what his length was—it looked like he was about to shout over to Bibby to ask, but then forced himself not to.

It definitely felt like an obviously bad take for the show. Very weird. The only thing I can think of to explain is that they figured it would stir up more controversy and pull in more viewers. A sad thought.

Yeah wtF was going on there?

I don’t think Van wants to change Earn into someone who’s down with Oktoberfest—she wants him to spend time with her, even if he doesn’t like the setting, because it’s worth it to him. Which I think is fair (having been on both sides of that fun equation). But clearly it’s not worth it to Earn, which is also fair.