He was acting EXACTLY like Moises Alou when Steve Bartman happened.

I've been an 'Eater season ticket holder before. Keith is the 3rd best reason for going to the game. Orange County fans are notorious for being quiet, just go to an Angels game. They won't cheer unless a scoreboard tells them to. Keith is UCI baseball's scoreboard. He's funny, he's nice to kids (he helped my son win a…

He doesn't ignore the game though. He is all about the game. I don't think I'd want to sit behind him, sure, but having him in the ballpark is pretty fun.

He followed the team to Oregon for the Regionals. There's a reason they've scored 24 runs in 2 games after scoring 9 runs in a 6-game losing streak to end the season. He was single-handedly louder than 3000 Oregon State fans last night.

I miss that guy in the Halos' broadcast booth.

Nevermind the dino. Can we just talk about how awesome Rex Hudler is? It's like young Ron Santo travelled forward in time, was so confused by the future that he just smoked a ton of weed and then the Royals thought it would be a good idea to put him on TV 162 times a year.

Ahh those jerseys were SO GOOD.

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

It was a nice pass to spring him, but mostly I think Osvaldo acted alone.

"WHAT THE FUCK? Are you shitting me? Is that even a joke? No wonder crazed gunmen once tried to kidnap Charles Schulz's wife. They were clearly trying to get him to stop making America suicidal."