This is well written and sincere and as a sports fan who also loves comics and video games and Star Wars and Godzilla, I truly appreciate it. Also, welcome to Hell.

I was just continuing on with a paraphrased version of Tom Berenger’s next line. Did I do bad?

Yeah they’ve got a racist cartoon on their uniform and everything. It’s really great.

And while you’re there you can stop by RFK stadium.

Honestly, I’d be more worried about cai-otes if I was you.

AWWWWW PICKLESHOES

They closed the Toys R Us I worked at in Tustin, CA four months after I quit because of a disastrous season (that I chalked up to my quitting, naturally), despite that store being the biggest earner in the county for the entire time I was there. This is a shame because I really love that store but it’s clearly been…

It’s like he doesn’t even read The AV Club!

I liked the use of M83 in this but the Friday Night Lights fan in me was clamoring for some Explosions in the Sky.

Wait are real world consequences the same as Catholic penance? Sweet, I apologize for everything!

+1 Sheryl

True SW fan here. I’m angry. Wait, do we want Batman or not? Well fuck it. Make the movie. We’ll decide what we’re mad about later. All of this was in a drunken English accent.

This is the hottest taek I never considered. Thanks, dudebro.

HOLDO4LYF

By too many brown people I assume you mean “one”. [Not aimed at SW, aimed at the subject of this post whose name I forgot, shit, this is confusing]

I had an enjoyable experience, mostly because I thought the production was beautiful and I focused on that. I liked the cinematography and the choreography and I can usually tune out a poor script if the songs are great, but that’s where I found the movie to be exceedingly mediocre. Lyrically the songs are terrible,…

I thought Love was The Fifth Element?

Maybe his point is, “I always have to work on that day, so I don’t consider it a holiday.”

I was there for Dick Enberg’s final homestand in San Diego, in full Dodgers regalia for my home team, but I stood for the time they gave him. They loved him there. He was awarded the kind of send off he deserved. Padres fans are (mostly; there was an incident) classy as heck and they truly loved him. As an outsider,…

Why would the author even go with that line over “Knock knock” and “Stick around” and “The CIA got you pushing too many pencils” and...okay I should stop now.