Or is he?

There are plenty of reasons to make fun of Packers fans...

I’ve never even seen a PS4. I inherited an Xbox One from my dead brother. My alive brother had a PS3. That was pretty cool.

Yup.

You are good at numbers.

+1 Potter Stinks button

Corey Perry and Ryan Getzlaf have their names etched into the Stanley Cup. I don’t care how many playoff series they lose in perpetuity, there’s no Ducks curse and comparing them to the Ovi Capitals is ludicrous.

I don’t see why you have to shit on other fan bases to defend your own. Now who’s being reductionist?

My friend is London right now sending me pictures like this and I want to fucking strangle her I’m so hungry.

My mom is a Spurs fan and I pointed her in the direction of your article from last week during the game last night so she had another reason to be mad at the Rockets. What a joke.

Radek Bonk

Watching this live, I had a more visceral reaction to the Lallana crossbar a few minutes earlier than the Emre Can strike because it actually took a few seconds for my brain to even register that the latter had gone in. Holy shazam.

499 times before.

I think Machado’s bat may have skimmed the ump’s mask.

Define: good money

They will go as far as Westbrook takes them. He will not take them past the Rockets.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. My best friend and my baby brother live in Seattle and I’m legit upset I wasn’t at this game.

Sure am glad my little brother gave me the Jurassic Park box set on DVD when he was in middle school. Have I mentioned that my little brother is awesome?

OR...this happens all the time and the frictional difference of the chalk from the foul line just created a chute for the ball to roll through until it gutterballed into third base.

Look, buddy, it’s situation specific. We will dong when we’re goddong good and ready to dong dongs.