Imho, I don’t think genuinely goodhearted sincere people are exhausting. If they’re exhausting, it’s because they’re trying too hard...if they’re trying to hard, then it’s not genuine sincerity.
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Why is her steak on his fork?
BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.
If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...
When Trump didn’t wait for her when greeting the Obamas, it reminded me of the character of Betty Heslop in Muriel’s Wedding.
People have noticed that the Cheeto left her behind when he entered the White House, abandoning her for the Obamas to guide gently inside.
Tell it. I was saying to my husband last night that this is going to take some steely grace on her part. I was thinking about all of the dudes I went to grad school with who are incredibly successful, well-regarded, genius grant-winners, editors and famous-ish scholars, and how not a single one of them was any better…
“I’m not American, it’s your fucking problem” is bullshit.
Or goose husband.
I hated that movie so much. Oh, this new kid is better than the rest because he wasn’t born into it? Except he was only selected because of who his father was. Also, let’s take the only female character and literally shoot her into space, never to really be heard from again, for the entire 3rd act. And let’s make the…
Well, Jude, I think you can’t really live unless you have a Newfoundland dog for cuddling purposes and you eat at least one port wine cheese ball a week. But that’s just me.
Didnt he fuck the nanny?
Just like Dolores, this is the only picture of Trump I recognize.
The Barons of Boink
and maybe a series for Lizzy Caplan that truly deserves her.
Dukes of Doin’ It.
Squires of Squirting
Well, I hear there’s a new show around the bend called Lords of Cunnilingus, so maybe that will fill the void.
I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*