Can we make “Cribbing Melania” a thing? Please, please, please, pretty please?

Is he going to run around and desert her?

This is just... wow. I am speechless. I’m surprised she didn’t accidentally say “My husband, Barack...”

Josh Jackson is single hey...

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

Oh my God, that’s hilarious!

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Melania told the press she wrote the speech herself so let me just say I’m grabbing my popcorn.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

This actually makes me feel bad for Melania. No way she was actually aware of this. Donald probably gave her the speech in its entirety. And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

Noooooo! My little 14 year old heart will always carry a torch for Pacey Witter.