Well, at least he’s got his priorities straight.

Yeah, that and the fact that we’re going to have Rick Astley’s voice crooning Never Going to Give You Up stuck in our heads all day. That may be the greatest sin of all.

Well, in Trump’s defense, at least Marla and Ivana weren’t riddled with cancer when he dumped them. Newt is truly in a class of his own.

Yes, that is exactly what he said. Apparently, Pence’s Iraq vote was just an honest mistake.

Let’s be real, those papers were already getting filed if he lost. Trump has never before had a wife over 45. Ivanka can insist her father is a feminist, and that he values women, but the reality is that he trades his wives in once they reach a certain age. Melania is 46. You know she’s looking over both shoulders,…

Well, Pres. Obama didn’t try to rickroll us all. So, there’s that.

Laziness? Hubris? Both? I find this little dumpster fire hilarious. The GOP is determined to subject us all to this racist, homophobic, xenophobic shitshow of a campaign. The least we can do is try to enjoy the ride before they crash and burn.

Oh give me a break. They plagiarized the First Lady’s speech and then rickrolled us all. This was not a gaffe.

We were having the same conversation in our house before the plagiarism story hit. It just seemed like a very generic canned speech, that could have been computer generated. It had no apparent relevance to Donald’s life...now we know why.

I actually turned to my roommate last night and said, “Wait...wasn’t Donald still married to Marla 18 years ago?” Not that Donald being a sleazy cheater shocks me, I’m just shocked they admitted publicly to being together that long. So much for embracing “traditional famity values.” Hypocrites.