HI! How have you been?

I was talking about that one! Geez, keep up! ;)

Right?

The Action Figure!

Go see a Star War!

It's the Alf The Movie Pog Lunchbox Video Game Collectible Card Game: The Video Game! (Thanks/apologies to PvP Online)

(I upvoted this one, too.)

Not only will I upvote my comment, I will be sure to write about the fact that I am upvoting my own comment! Please send me my paycheck now!

I, for one, approve of this trend of mentioning things and then just crapping all over them.

Yep! The mascots were a dude in a biohazard suit and a guy named "Slop" who was basically the half-melted dude from the original Robocop who was hit with toxic waste.

Until I was sued into oblivion by no less than 8 console manufacturers, sure!

She gave permission for her CGI version though.

In high school, I created a parody ad for a video game system to make fun of the console advertising wars and slogans - The Ninneogenografx.

Stupid people are stupid until the law is involved.

"…so I PRANKED him! To death, with a tire iron!" *SPROING*

Yes, because he's not a doctor, and has only been involved with medical professionals as a patient.

Yeah. That was a pretty clear apology. If he followed through with his promises there I'd be okay forgiving him.

Yeah, because the biggest thing I would want when meeting someone I admire (inexplicably or not) is to be made the butt of a joke by them. That's SO much fun!

After the shitstorm with ex-Gov Bentley in Alabama, with him having an affair with the woman he chose as campaign manager, and her blinding him to any and all facts or criticism for a few years…

I just "love" the crappy horn-copy of the chorus immediately after the chorus.