Obi-Wan Remembers "The Truth (tm)", where he reminisces about his time as a Jehovah's Witness, passing out flyers on Coruscant's streets.

What, you don't find it unbearably funny when someone has to first explain the background of a joke for several paragraphs, then explain who the person making the initial joke is and how theirs work, and then explain who the person making the response is, and then talk up their response, and then show the response,…

Dirty and Rust!

Even now?

STARQUACKERS!

Before Ghostbusters last night, they played her Rise video for the Rio Olympics, and I just kept thinking how the song skipped over the rampant crime, Zika and the flesh-eating virus in the water.

There ARE puzzles! Like which button do you press to perform the next action, or which arrow key?

THE BEAR OF BEARS!

NO-ONE expects the O'Neal Snarkuisition!

Ee-cha-wow-a whippity-woo!
I've got another puzzle for you!
Ee-cha-wow-a whippity-wee!
Listen to Wicket, Paploo and me!

Playing Dead of Winter for the first time this Friday. Hope it's fun!

I was SO pissed when the Filmation show started. They had shown teaser commercials with just the logo, which was similar enough to the movie one that I was sure it would be the tie-in. Instead I got this crap with weird-ass monsters instead of ghosts and a talking gorilla?

I started playing The Long Dark yesterday, and it's a lot of fun.

Do you (or any other tabletop gamers) have any suggestions for a good lesser-known space-based RPG?

"If broccoli came from brussels sprouts, then why are there still brussels sprouts? Checkmate, vegetarians!"

I am a friend-of-a-friend of the guy who created Superfight and Red Flags. Our game group played Superfight about six to seven times. It was fun to begin with, but even with all of the color expansions, it got old fairly fast.

I bought it too, but won't start playing it (or anything else) for a while. Trying, once again, to move my main focus into something more creative than video games.

"I'm gonna make my OWN Disney princesses - as cats! And Sharks! On second thought, forget about the Disney. And the princesses, too."

My exact response: "GODDAMN IT AVC, WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS SHIT?"

Yeah, it's not even nostalgia for the original version, this is just…NOISY.