@Charliehorse: isn't it ironic, don't you think?

I secretly hoped as i scrolled down to read the article that the image would actually continue downward :(.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: have you handled a MBP? Holding my MBP up is my only exercise lately.

@Jurnee Abigail: Whelps?

shaft? penetrated? thick? Archaeologists get lonely sometimes.

@MyExpense: Pessimistic as MyExpense is, he presented a very realistic viewpoint.

@Googlo: What the hell? Is this how Tom Hanks started his career?

Go Go Diskopo!!

@D.LYTE: for all that jazz, you could just throw in a waterproof satellite phone with GPS + extra battery.

@Dexomega: salt stays on the bottom four corners, only moisture rises up to the top of the arch and condensate into the reservoir.

@junior ghoul: dude I wrote that for good fun. If you thought I was criticizing you for saying shit, well.. shit I'm sorry you thought that way.

@junior ghoul: Emphasis on "..which is a huge incentive and motivation".

There's this great article on CNN in which an rig worker lengthily recounts what happened that night on Deepwater Horizon.

@junior ghoul: with the small time shit Bam Margera did over the years, he was able to get shit like a Lamborghini and shit..

I could pass the TWO-HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD TREE wood just to make something to rest one of our phones on. As someone said here carbon fiber is good, or if you must have wood, get a type of wood that's more renewable.

@PaddyDugan: Video phones are Steadfastly avoided by: 1. Tech companies, 2. Husbands.

@seriously, saycarramrod: or, should we say, it'll look blackass?

@Mattizzle: You're the type of person who thinks chandeliers should be made of wood, windows be made of acrylic.

@Jesse Scroggins: I love seeing people explaining jokes. So great, thank you.

@the real that guy dave: Everytime a commenter posts a puppy joke, Nomnom eats a kitten. This post has killed a kitten.