It's right there in the name, sir.

My fav wiimote:

I wish I could bee like him.

Fox only.

No, it's Ganon.

Ganondorf: HAHAHA! After years of defeat you finally fell into my trap, Link! Giant Spiders, Skeletons, witches where no match for you, but you won't be able to defeat ... The rent at my Hotel on Hyrule Marketplace! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! The Triforce is mine!

This is kind of fucked up.

The most important part.

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

At some point, the Simpsons episodes will simply become different iterations of the opening, repeated for 20 minutes. I'm not sure if that will constitute improvement or not...

No no no. You're headline isn't Buzzfeedian enough...

Kid stares in awe at giant Xbox controller. More at 10.

The poor children having to grow up with this...

Define 'real'. There's a Helioptile less than a mile from my house.

It's not real T_T

Too busy running in circles around the Eiffel tower hatching eggs with your Talonflame?

Part of me thinks that if this were a real thing, it would be a good excuse to get out of the house. "Let's go camping, I need to catch a Pidgey." Or "I want a Gyarados, let's go fishing for some Magikarp."

I would like to send Google an nice big Fuck You for showing me something that should exist but never will.

"Grosser elements"? What grosser elements?