I think this is a better pairing for Vanellope.

Oh, Platinum. You are like a tiny taste of an alternate reality where the Dreamcast succeeded and reshaped the gaming landscape forevermore. And I love you for it.

No, they're doing just fine with the 3DS, which is raking in boatloads of cash left and right. I get the joke but it's just not accurate.

I have a right to do this because games are too expensive.

You make it sound like Hitler himself created regionlocking.

I'd sue them too. It doesn't allow for any real homebrew, nor does it allow for region-free gaming so it's literally just for piracy. There's basically no defending it.

And cue the defenders of this business who say they have the "right" to do this because games are too expensive...

Dude, that's insane!

Sweeeeeeeeet. I love putting together murals on this game. Now they finally gave us a better way to share them!

Iwata: In order to reduce the price of the Wii U, we have reduced production costs by replacing all non-skill laborers with monkeys. Monkeys work for bananas, of which I have plenty.

Damn I need to practice that chair move.

Next day on Fox News.

I mean look at it. It's got flippers, for cryin out loud!

And at the same price... don't forget that.

Sit between two hamburger buns, apparently.

So you bought the Wii U, sold it (at a loss), and then are considering the possibility of purchasing another in the future.. that's some quality planning there, guy.

Or, you know, not have games.

That is so unlike what I expect from her.

I miss that show.

Jinkies!