While we're here... I'm sorry.

Loki's trickery strikes again!

Look at them, together again.

It was Ubisoft's job. They promised a Wii U exclusive game that was originally slated to be a launch title. People waited... and waited... and waited... and then were told to wait WAY longer, because the game will also release on other consoles.

You shouldn't have done that.

Am I the only one who finds this totally fucking awesome? Because it is. Because fuck you, it is.

Wii Fit Girl will probably be top tier. She'll just call everyone fat and tell them their balance is bad and they'll feel so bad they'll walk themselves off the stage.

I'm hoping my Dialga doesn't poke me. Although the picture may be overkill.

This will help:

Kingdom Hearts 4: "So... everything was just Pamela Ewing's dream?"

You know, somehow the Wii U doesn't look so ugly anymore.

Two-tone ugliness.

Just Xbox One in Italics.

Because a One isn't 300 dollars, and some people could care less about the One right now.

Meanwhile, at Sony HQ:

"Can I get that Xbox system please?"

In turn, Nyan Cat was then sued by Pop-Tarts, because hey, we all know that's a Pop-Tart and not a "horizontal breakfast bar."

For the doomsayers, I'll note this: