Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Gotta love a person who is happy to repeat things for good measure.

In other words, they’re adopting Nintendo’s approach to doing Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

Um, doesn’t the former video game player for a North Korean president want to bomb us to oblivion.

It’s too bad she won’t be her foul-mouthed self in...pretty much a lot of the movies she’s been recently.

Joy-con issues.

Sometimes, people just need more speed.

I guess the guy carrying a gun and shooting a pregnant woman is free to shoot another pregnant woman irking him.

This is like that one time in Family Guy where Peter blew up a children’s hospital...and he only got a week in prison. He turned to the audience with a ****-eating grin.

Nope.

Context that this article doesn’t bring up:

!yes...

Hallelujah!

Is it because it’s mostly a “pew pew” console.

I honestly thought this was deadspin being witty with its header and pretending this was a fight.

Oh, come on. At this point, they’re showing off.

We Americans are a weird bunch, Takahashi.

So you basically use a Slime’s butt to play.

Go figure. Disrespecting laws gets you suspended.

That’s a tough cookie, since the original devs went to Playtonic.