Greninja is something that looks like it came out of a nightmare.

No, don’t make me think Rick & Morty was a mistake.

I have a Pokemon Emerald guide.

Huh. Last time I saw an article about crying in a football game, it was extremely negative and looked down upon to the crier’s team.

Hmm. Ken is taking out that Chick out.

Welcome to your typical slow news day.

They’re not making an RPG edition out of this classic machine. Ha ha.

Some people have too much money that they don’t care to burn some?

I...I honestly don’t see the problems.

That’s so old. People nowadays do Luigi’s Balloon World for massive coin profits.

Looking sick has never made you look sick while doing it.

You mean to tell me the console that allows such gritty games meant for mature audiences isn’t that big on shameless female fanservice games...while Nintendo allows all?

Should have married Robbie.

A The Cleveland Show character.

I’m saving this.

Seriously. Not a single Elesa cosplay?

Melteach.

The Yuna cosplayer is amazing and should be a pick for a live-action FFX movie.

YATTAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa...!

But first they get stitches.