I’ll die first before this game does at this rate.

There’s no cheese cake ice cream.

Yes, but you can speak Spanish without injecting the Mexican stereotype into it.

I’m turning on Buzz’s Mexican language.

Splatoon 2 World Premiere Splatfest WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Splatoon 2 World Premiere Splatfest WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You forgot to mention the all-star game they included:

It’s a miracle: a Nintendo game on the reel.

Remove that header image. It’s not Halloween yet.

Don’t be sad, JYS. Think of it as you pressuring them so much that they blew up.

“Basch lives!”

You may be real close in discovering where the money of this sacred country goes.

Man, that place looks almost deserted.

I shall call him Masked Riku.

“Don’t worry, love. Cavalry’s dead!”

...This man has to overthrow Tetsuya Nomura and reclaim his company again. Otherwise, he’s stuck in mobile hell.

The ARMS Direct actually showed plenty stuff more (namely the new characters), so yeah.

I’m surprised there’s still more to announce. I thought for sure the game was already complete in things to bring up.

Let’s be civilized and wait. Or, better yet, not think too much about it.

Poor guy didn’t think of all the possibilities.