FATALITY

I think the portable aspect was what made the huge difference here.

I’m here for the games, not watch sweat build up on a shirtless body.

You mean the loud screaming?

Awww, that’s sweet of him!

It’s ink, not PAINT!

With no stylus to use, the game would surely kill your fingerprints.

Two words:

Nooooo, my taxes. Don’t give him tanning trips.

The question now is how a child that young got that far into playing an M-rated game out in the open.

Because eating food from the street totally won’t do bad stuff in your tummy and won’t make your old age worse than it is.

Unless they go to a girl, in which case it’s sunshine and rainbows.

I like how they don’t even say it’s from old age. That was his point. So to gloss over that they use the incurable cough of death.

I like how the dog disappeared and nobody cared about looking for him. You don’t just leave a dying body to rot in the wild to be eaten by others.

Ha ha, she tried to punch herself.

You can have a console that can talk.

Is there Mario Time in Kotaku?

That have white skin.

After reading this, wow. SO5 was...something.

YL isn’t coming for the Switch that day unlike the rest.