Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community...I just shill for an organization that hates the LGBTQ community. See the difference there?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

In women’s softball, that’s called being ‘twat swatted.’ Or at least it should be. 😁

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

“Tua looks really good but this Amell kid comes from a good family and I think he would really help our team culture”   Dave Gettelman

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

The fact that he thinks the NFL or its players give a single fuck about women is the most mind-blowing aspect of that e-mail imo.

The NHL needs to take make sure its players act in a manner that is respectful of law enforcement, respectful of decency, and promotes respectful treatment of women, similar to the NFL and how all of their players act.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

My first response was going to be “I didn’t vote for Trump... BUT about those concentration camps...”

Nah.  I think it comes off more as ‘look at these dipshits’ than jealousy.

Shitting on shitty sports media is kind of Deadspin’s thing though and there is no shittier sports media than Barstool.

Bullshit.

Asking shitty people to stop being shitty doesn't have the greatest track record. Ask Jeremiah.

Hank Williams Jr: I’m the shittiest Hank!

From everything I’ve heard, the drive is to get there, no matter where you live in the area, is such a pain that it’s not worth it. Ten dollars less on admission when you still have to be stuck in traffic for an extra hour probably isn’t justifiable enough. Citation: I live in Brooklyn, about 1.5 hours on the train…

Baseball

Pretty rich coming from an umpire, a group that historically do not admit they fuck up.