She’s an Olympic gold medalist and was on the Wheaties box forever, this isn’t her “15 minutes”

In his name!

Thank you Mike Huckabee for reminding me to donate to Planned Parenthood this month.

I’m so in love with your President. I wish I could be around 100 yrs from now to see how he’s revered - AND HE WILL BE REVERED - in history.

Stop explaining yourself, Bristol. We don’t care that you’re having another baby out of wedlock! Honest! You do you. I was more concerned with the fact that the birth announcement literally made it sound like you just found out you have terminal cancer.

These last 18 months of his term are gonna make you feel like 2008 again.

I would love nothing more than to see Hillary nominate Obama to the Supreme Court.

Madonna honey, I’m 64 and I can guarantee I have more fun than you because I’m not trying so hard — plus I’m not as clueless. And I give zero fucks about being relevant. Well, I pretty much give zero fucks about anything. At 64 my life’s supply of fucks to give has run out.

This is literally all she does on KUWTK

Everyone always talks shit about them but think about it. They ALWAYS support each other. They love the fuck out of each other and are really public about it. Materialism blah blah voyeurism blah blah money blah blah nice things blah blah whatever, I see a lot of love and support and honest communication, and that’s a…

Usually I’m all ready to snark on the Kardashians, but I’m really pleased with how they’ve rallied around Jenner. They have a huge audience, and I hope this is connecting with people who might not have understood or engaged with trans issues before now.

The universe is a mystery.

If that is the case I will formally retract every snide, condescending, or disparaging comment I've ever made about the show or the people in it. You may find it in your local newspaper, assuming those aren't solely museum pieces at that point.

Like. I fucking hate these people. I am pro-choice because I hope I never am in a situation where I want or need an abortion. Fuck this guy. Fuck him and everyone who thinks this way.

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

You’ll notice that the article above only specifies the ban works on insurance that is purchased through the federal health insurance exchange (obamacare). That means that your privately obtained insurance, or the insurance that your employer provides probably still covers exactly what it used to.

A high school diploma is a requirement at most colleges.

I still think Cruz is the worst.

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.