"Companies are losing money because they're not getting these sales. I think if someone wants a Michael Kors purse they're going to buy one whether it's legitimate or counterfeit."

The only response I have is that some people are freaking great at compartmentalizing. That's it. :(

Who cares? The prince and princess are handsomely paid to travel and be pampered — meanwhile, Burneko slowly comes to the realization that his English degree from a B- East Coast liberal arts college is worth little more than a 1500 word gig at Deadspin once a month.

At least the English are honest and up front about subsidizing their oligarchs. Here we just yell about 'Messicans stealin' jobs so that dimwit car-salesmen who rode a wave of racial resentment to elected office can pass 'tax savings' on to your various Koch monsters or Walton ghouls.

Really?

Isn't being a hypocrite not one of the main requirements of being "pro-life"?

I'm finding that "Fucktard" is fast becoming my favorite word.

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.

I feel like your'e saying super contradictory things here. If you dress to work, that includes being appropriately dressed for the event you're covering. You said you already have a go-bag on you so the problem here is... what exactly?

Can safely assume that these reporters will know exactly what they are covering? I've not seen the brief but I could already guess: 2 people in formal dress arrive at a designated time, smile and nod a bit.

Why is this worth reporting? Following the dress code of an event you're attending is basic good manners. It doesn't matter if you're the guest of honour or you work there. A waiter at a black tie event won't serve champagne in a hoodie. It wouldn't even occurr to me, if I were a journalist, to cover a formal event in…

Good for them. Our society is already too sloppy/laid-back. Sad, IMHO.

Eh, I wouldn't rush for the #notallPEteachers, because honestly, almost every PE teacher I have ever met in my life was a fucking dick. I had ONE incredible one that I adored, even though I hated PE, and all the other ones were either disgusting, giving molester vibes or were physically abuse. I don't know what it is…

Agreed. When I saw this story on Gawker yesterday (or whenever) I was pissed at the people who were saying that both parties were in the wrong here. A 14-year-old little girl doesn't want to get her hair wet (totally valid - getting your hair done is expensive) and doesn't participate in PE class. A little juvenile…

Seriously- when I was in HS I remember they would tell you how many days each quarter you could not dress and still get an A, so I would just take that many days off from PE every quarter no matter what. Perfect for when you're not feeling like getting all sweaty, just tired, or when you just had your hair done. Not…

As one of those disgusting people that like mayonnaise I have to say that Hellmanns/Best Foods make the best.

she's not on her way, she arrived some time ago.

I'll stop using "Mama" in reference to June if everyone else stops using "Dr." in reference to Phil.

She is heavier than all of her siblings, and it's not baby fat. It's sugar and carb fat. Poor kid. She has been set up for a lifetime of struggle and ridicule. I hate the fact that TLC gave her a show so that America could make fun of her.

I am partial to Piece of Shit June Shannon, but if you don't want to swear, you can go with Human Garbage June Shannon.