"I thought my lawyer was going to fight for me. I mean that's what lawyers do, I don't know."

That's toned down makeup? It looks like she applies her foundation with a trowel.

Bookface....is that new one for book clubs? I need to get on that.

Nah. People change. She's older, and she's slipping. There's no shame in it. I'm older too. Plus you got your internets now, and you got your Tweeter, plus Yourtube, and then Bookface...it's a lot to keep up with.

That's a lot more lenient than I would have expected. Do they really expect teenagers to stop being cruel to others just because they asked them to? Anonymity on the internet tends to bring out the worst in people.

^How I originally read this headline. I wish that's what it was.

Hi, Jew here checking in. I'd be wholeheartedly very happy if people would stop taking this bullshit approach of relating something they think is bad to the Holocaust. Fuck this noise, fuck Jill Duggar, fuck it all.

No, she'd also be a self-absorbed asshole, as is anyone who brings a baby or toddler to an adult-oriented event.

Because it's a professional event, a WORKING event for most attendees, loud, and generally not for children? It's rude, disruptive, and they can certainly afford childcare.

I am not surprised about Lindsey, the only lines she would remember are the lines of coke.

She's never going to change. All of this is her attempt at cleaning up her reputation, but her racist views will stay with her until she's six feet under. Correct me if my information is wrong, but I remember reading something about her getting her black nanny punished because she lied and said that she hurt her when…

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Nicole Richie has fans? WHAT FOR?!!

You should really piss up a rope, liberalsaredelusional.

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

5 minutes in ... Dear God.

YouTube it. YouTube it now. Kitchen nightmares Amy's Baking Company. It will change your life.

Don't try jokes on this thread. It doesn't work :P