I remember about a decade ago when she called persons who've had bariatric surgery "lollipop heads". I've loathed her ever since.

Hey, the States are mostly okay: just don't live in Mississippi. No one should live in Mississippi.

Justice Mississippi style:

Oh man, food customers are the worst. I work in a bakery as a cake decorator which is the swirling vortex of dealing with regular food customers + brides + spoiled children. I've had customers act shocked when I told them buttercream contained milk and that cake does contain gluten. My worst idiots come from people…

Rick Perry makes me fucking sick. Even moreso because I once had a dream that I was his mistress and I have no idea why. Must be the Clark Kent glasses..

Who is she wearing? Koret!

So, Lupita Nyong'o, who is the freshest new face on the celebrity scene right now with tons of charisma, talent, beauty, and style to spare, gets paid dust by America's fashion bible, while the ultimate fantasy for/of every self-loathing Negro is celebrated with a cover?

I think I'd buy my kid another fucking backpack before I pulled him out of school.

Oh man. I put egg in my tuna salad. But I don't use lettuce! Or greens... Is it still a salad? Tuna-Egg mush?... What have I been eating all these years?

He's being smart. You reach young people by going on things they actually watch. He actually managed to be fairly funny, which is more than most can do.

It's clearly the post of someone who has never interacted with a 3 year old. Ages 3-4 seem to be the bossiest ages of a human's life. I have a 4 year old who follows me around barking orders. He does this to his dad, his older brother, his younger sister, the cats and his toys. My daughter has just turned 2 and she's…

That is true. I stopped watching because I was getting some weird vibes.

I'm just wondering because I know a lot of women who have boyfriends/husbands who speak to them like this—the whole "haha, that's cute that you're trying to talk back to me in front of my friends, but just wait until we get home..."

After spending 2 hours in a Kindergarten class today, I can unequivocally tell you: This is not cute. Nope. Not even little.

Well repubilicans go go suck a big back of dicks. :|

As a New Yorker, I say to you - I appreciate the New York props, and the Pennsylvania slam.

Zero doubts he gets botox, and prob more. But that's a clear cut case of pink eye/conjunctivitis, esp how it started in one eye and traveled to the other. I work with kids, I see this every day. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

I doubt it. These are the Feds. And it's not like the Guidices are the Rockefellers .

Couldn't have happened to a better person...

I realize there are children involved and I feel awful for those kids...