It’s even WORSE on hot dogs.

I dunno about this. Do these people ever let an occasion pass WITHOUT spending a million bucks on a stupid party? How about just inviting 10 friends over for cake and coffee?

These people need to get a life. Who the fuck cares about Starbucks’ damn cups?! (Incidentally, I think Jesus would like these.)

Actually, it’s an AGE thing. At 65 I’m getting crotchety, too, and I own it.

My all-time favorite is the Pilot G-2 gel pen, .07 fine point with blue ink. Love it, love it, love it.

My all-time favorite is the Pilot G-2 gel pen, .07 fine point with blue ink. Love it, love it, love it.

Mine too. He scares the crap out of me when he sneezes. Even worse, he sneezes two or three times in rapid succession and each one gets louder.

This looks like the shitty smock they make you wear at a hair salon.

I saw one not long ago that gave a restaurant one star because the parking lot was too full. Seriously.

She doesn’t look 17. She looks 35.

They don’t read them. They HUMP them.

Kim Davis’ son works for her in the county clerk’s office. He’s the only employee right now who’s still refusing to issue marriage licenses. Since he’s not an elected official I don’t see why he hasn’t been canned already.

There’s nothing “social” about social media. It should be called ANTI-social media.

We have the coolest, kindest, most amazing president EVER. I love second-term Obama. I wish this could go on forever.

It goes beyond that, really. Tyga has been traveling abroad with Kylie for a year and a half. It was waaay beyond just “dating”.

And he started hanging out with her when she was 14!

I love these. How I wish I wasn’t a mobility-impaired senior citizen who can’t get out of her wheelchair. (Crap.)

I love these. How I wish I wasn’t a mobility-impaired senior citizen who can’t get out of her wheelchair. (Crap.)

I love reading these. Unfortunately, I may never eat in a restaurant again for the rest of my life. (God bless ramen noodles.)

Kylie “dresses her age” if she was 30. Her clothes are obnoxious, skin tight, revealing and trampy. She looks and acts exactly like Kim.

Kylie Jenner looks like a 30-year-old woman ... too much makeup, too much plastic surgery, ridiculously revealing clothes. Malia looks like a fashionable teen, which describes her to a “T.”

She looks mentally ill.