There is a huge fucking difference between adults who have a substantial age gaps and children. Stop justifying fucking children. I absolutely hate this lie that we are so blaise and sophisticated about sex. There is a reason, if she was a teacher now she’d be banned from teaching for their relationship in France. He…

Exactly. We’re talking about larger trends here than just elections.

I get it, but most American voters chose Clinton and I will not have the voice of the people erased! Our system can suck all the dicks, tho.

While it’s better than the alternative, this isn’t exactly a ringing victory for democracy.

Roger Ebert had the most sublime shade review of Pearl Harbor:

Yeah everyone else nailed that one. And Deadspin standards should be at least as high as the newspaper of record.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

I think this is not a competition and both were awesome.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Because the hot takes and dead-wrong “conventional widsom” is stifling in here...

I guess the NRA won’t be happy until every white American is required to carry around an assault rifle at all times.

I also just want to point out (because Ellen made a joke about being Lebanese) that the reason Regina in Mean Girls thought Janice was gay was because she was Lebanese. I did not get that until very, very recently.

This This A Trillion Times This. This is the only conversation that should be taking place. What is unfolding in front of our eyes is proof that President Treason will clearly stop at nothing to divert our attention and hopefully stall the inevitable consequences of his 3rd rate real estate grift called The Trump…

The longer LE takes, the bigger the case they are building. That’s not true for your run-of-the-mill asssault or drug case or whatever. But these kinds are a little different.

“I honestly don’t understand why the White House is covering up for Michael Flynn. After the president fired him for lying,” Cummings said. “They should be bending over backwards to help us. It does not make any sense, and it makes the American people think the White House has something to hide.”

Jason Witlock knows he’s not on the human side of that fight right?

If I’m in a designated turn lane, do I have a moral/social obligation to use my turn signal? On one hand, it’s not like I have any option to do anything but turn,...