7a. When Papa Armitage kept going on and on about how much he fucking hates deer. Deer are a metaphor for your black ass! Get out!

The talking heads and pundits need to quit saying “where there is smoke, there could be fire” We already know there is a fire. Its a matter of ascertaining what kind of fire we are currently dealing with. Is it smoldering and about to break into flames. Is it a forest fire that is likely to spread, fanned by the…

It’s illegal to claim Putin as a dependent tho.

Bonus points for any event where you don’t really care what is happening. Basically any outdoor racing event in a nice venue.

Que shiraz shiraz

If Mr. Depp’s agents were “trying to show excess, they’re in the wrong place,” added Mr. Goldstein

You know, I feel for Kim, but that preview is icky. Like, exploitation at its finest.

These fuckers don’t know Christianity.

Funny funny. Except in my experience the “boy scouts” in Canada - or the group formerly known as the boy scouts - are actually way more progressive than the Girl Guides. They’re now just called “Scouts Canada” because they’ve been completely co-ed for almost 20 years now, and this is one of their bylaws:

The “I’m not like them” character is Stephen Root’s character. I think he literally says something like “I’m not like them” when he’s talking to Chris. The point is that he doesn’t believe that he’s racist, despite the fact that he’s a willing, proactive participant. That is racism in America—it’s perpetuated by…

Maybe the people who react that way are not who the movie is for. I don’t think that a movie that deals with race issues has to bring every sector of its white audience to the cause in order to be considered successful. Even if it doesn’t persuade any white people whatsoever—even if no white people even saw it at…

Why are you looking for innocence? Like, really?

Hypothetical:

Well Blue States could also try to remove the 438 representative limit. Right now the more populous states are underrepresented in the House. Liberals would probably have control of it otherwise. Also, if you’re really social justice, we could try and make gerrymandering illegal since it’s the worst thing our…

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

It’s almost like the interior west has been viewed as a resource colony by the coasts and that our political culture is largely a reaction against the perceived power base of the coasts (monopolies in the early 1900's/gov’t today). Almost like if California decided to secede, Colorado (unless they were also part of…

I’m not religious, but as an outsider I always sort of viewed Catholics as the Jews of Christianity. They don’t take it all quite so seriously - it’s as much about celebrating their heritage as it is about anything written down anywhere.

This is incorrect. Many Protestants (and I’m willing to bet this particular group is part of that “many”) are antagonistic towards Catholics, particularly in America, specifically because of Papal supremacy, Marian worship, and the Eucharist among other things. Kennedy specifically had to distance himself from his…

Ironically, the only people that believe in transubstantiation (cannibalism) are the Catholics, who politically speaking are pretty reasonable people, particularly the church attendees as opposed to the crazy pro-life bishops. The kind of people who show up at town halls to rant at Muslims are evangelicals who as far…