Ha yes but a comment like the OP’s where just not a single thing is close to accurate deserves an outpouring of shame, so there is really no limit on necessity here. Pile on!

Don’t forget that Schoenfield ranked Kinsler/Iglesias as the best double-play combo in the league! Which is clearly possible if half of that combo is one of the worst defenders at 2B in the game...

What are you talking about?
Kinsler has been a top two 2B in both UZR and DRS for 3 of the last 5 years. If that makes Kinsler one of the worst...what words do we use to describe everyone else.

Nor has Kinsler posted a season below average on the basepaths. He was the best baserunning 2B in 2011, and has been in the top…

I love the irony that he is one of the best defensive second basemen in the league, and has been a plus baserunner every season of his career. And that Rasmus is a good baserunner as well. And even more so that you think “secondbasemen” is a word. So if your goal in that comment was irony, then success. Otherwise,…

No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

I didn’t dismiss Spete’s claim, the courts did. I don’t even wonder why they dismissed it, it’s that obvious.

their goal is to return America to the early 1950s

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

The only good summon animations are skippable summon animations.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Reporter: “Lots of Raiders fans will be happy you’re staying.”
Davis: “Where?”
Reporter: “In Oakland”
Davis: “Are we?”
Reporter: “Yes, the vote came in and the Rams and the Chargers plan was approved.”
Davis: “What plan?”
Reporter: “For....the stadium....In LA.”
Davis: “I like turtles.”

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

“Daddy Peterson hit me on my face.”

Cleveland, Detroit, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Baltimore, and, kind of, Milwaukee.

Death to auto manufacturers, flying contraption creators and floating vessel designers.

Maybe you just need to trust the experts here. Nobody develops young quarterbacks like the Cleveland Browns. And nobody has more experience.

[Calvin Johnson nodding and taking notes.]