Jared has probably been telling them horror stories of minorities who made it in because of academic performance, rather than the proper way: daddy buying their spot for them.

Since my team is a dumpster fire and half a game ahead of last place in the major leagues, and I really enjoyed watching J.D. while he was in Detroit, I’m rooting hard for him and the D-backs to win it all.

Methinks this Avila fellow is out of his depth.

They’re only deified when it serves a political purpose. As soon as veterans, cops, firefighters, paramedics need something like, oh, say, healthcare after courageously trying to save people after the worst terrorist attack in our history, they go back to being leeches in the eyes of Republicans.

A handful of Lions were kneeling, and the anthem singer himself took a knee and raised a fist at the end of the song.

So you want two Houses of Representatives. Why? That serves literally no purpose.

How we proportion senators? What better system is there than two from every state?

And then for dessert with the Clintons. Donnie’s head would literally explode.

Dallas is up there too, at least lately. But maybe this is a good thing. The only reason the NFL will do anything to address the awful officiating plaguing this game is if Packer fans work themselves into a frenzy over this one call that apparently swung the game between a Packer win and a blowout by the Falcons.

No, it wouldn’t. Prior to the 12th Amendment, every elector had two votes: one for President, one for Vice President. Everyone who voted for Donald Trump would’ve almost certainly cast their other vote for Mike Pence.

Joe Torre: “Yankees gooooooooooood, not Yankees baddddddddddd”

I believe it has crossplay with PC and XBox One, but not PS4. But I don’t think the skins will show up at all on other platforms, they’ll just be generic cars.

I’m sure, like every other time he’s said it for the last 30+ years, Donald just said he’d be working all the time as an excuse to not see his non-Ivanka kids. “What’s that, Barron? No, I won’t be there for your birthday, I’m the president now, and too busy presidenting. But enjoy that MAGA hat! You can reimburse my…

“President” Pence can appoint his successor as VP, but the nominee would have to be passed by both Houses and - as per the previous point - there’s no guarantee of McConnell being able to organise 51 “yes” votes, meaning you could be facing over a year with no VP, no tie-breaking vote and no GOP legislation.

Honestly...do we really want him working? His version of work is issuing non-stop executive orders to dismantle everything good Barack Obama did. At least when he’s at his special snowflake rallies, he is undoing all of the attempted damage control the White House has been engaged in for the past week, and spitting in…

DIA- Impressive, but again, it’s not free.

Were we listening to the same speech? All I heard was a tired old man blaming his predecessors for a war without an end in sight, while clinging to the same ideas from Bush 43 that caused that war to go on for 16 years. No nation building! No withdrawal! So...what’s the solution? Are you going to turn Afghanistan into…

If you challenge, is there a “sticking to your original call, even if it’s obviously wrong” or “completely invent a new rule to justify your stupid call” component? A Jerome Boger Adjustment, if you will?

I think it’s the mask Eric wears while he peels the skin off his victims and fries it to make human chips.

Nah man. Browns fans are die hard. I know plenty of people from Ohio (unfortunately), and they tell me that even though the Cavs and Indians have either won a championship or come close recently, the Browns are still the most popular team in town.