I feel confident the GOP would stick a knife in the back of Donald Trump. I’m not so sure they’d do it to their golden boy Mikey, especially because there’s a large portion of the party that despises Paul Ryan.

Well, Alaska is technically the easternmost state. I’m sure that fat little turd was thinking in technical terms, rather than throwing a little misogyny on top of the GOP’s standard New England punching bag.

I think both Romney and Huntsman are too smart to sign on with Dementia Don’s team. I know Romney did his kiss the ring bit after the election, but that was when we were only 95% sure this presidency would be a disaster, rather than trying to stomach the idea of President Pence by this time next year.

That start up is going to be awfully busy when TrumpCare eventually passes and/or the Korean War kicks up again.

“Also, I, an important business man, routinely show up for meetings without having a clue what the subject is. Reading through a full email chain is something the poors do.”

“Young Donald is the motivational poster image for all the mediocre offspring of “dynamic business leaders””

Somewhere around 39% of voters approve of the job Dolt45 is doing. I’d say we’ve already found several people who are stupider than he is.

I guess trying to tape people to basement ceilings was a thing in Michigan in the early 2000s. Back in 2001 or so, my friends decided I could probably be suspended upside down from the basement ceiling if they taped my shoes to it and then lifted my feet into them. Unfortunately, it didn’t work.

most likely looking for reasons to appear “woke”

The thing that really gets me about the whole thing is...Donald Trump is not a strong man. He’s an senile, obese jackass who likes to talk about how tough he is, but if he was ever involved in a real fight, he’d curl up in the corner and cry his eyes out. He’s a keyboard warrior, and nothing more. Trump supporters…

I think he’s dumb AND has dementia. I’ve listened to older interviews with him, and while he wasn’t a bumbling mess of a speaker, like he is now, it’s obvious he’s never been the sharpest bulb in the crayon box.

I think it’s time for Pence and the cabinet to stop this charade and invoke the 25th Amendment. Despite how little I want Mike Pence to be president, the current president is dangerously unhinged. He has been since the beginning of the campaign, but it seems to be getting worse and worse every day.

early onset dementia

I can’t wrap my head around that “strong leader” number for the life of me. A majority think President Baby Pee Pants is a strong leader? Do they also look at small children who constantly throw temper tantrums and think “someday, I will do whatever that child tells me to do”?

Eh. Trump has a remarkable ability to pretend that people disliking him is an invention of the media. He still claims to have support from nearly all of the country despite A) losing the popular vote, and B) having an approval rating in the mid-30s.

“But it shocked me that our senators would rather arrest people with disabilities than take care of us.”

Can you blame him? So many people he hasn’t personally been a dick to, so little time...

I don’t think that rule extends to golf carts. There are pictures of Obama driving one as president too.

The absolute worst thing about the Georgia special election is that Trump gets to do victory laps now. He was all nice and holed up and yelling at TVs about the Russia investigation last week, but thanks to idiots in Georgia, he gets to crow about how great he is to idiots in Iowa.

Putting people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple in charge of the economy is Bedlam-level insanity!