Considering the circumstance, this was amazing. Unfortunately for you, I would imagine Dos Almas will forever be a trigger for the memory of Trump’s surprise victory.

This kind of campaign worked for Gore and Kerry, why the hell not?

An open letter to Millenials,

I think a good Snickers’ commercial would have Dan Carpenter hopping around until he takes a bite and transforms into Trent Williams.

Is that Barry Melrose?

So this is what Kaspersky meant when he said he wanted to “rub out” his rivals.

I like Cowlishaw’s take of equating revoked credentials to an NBA game being equal to that of a presidential campaign. It’s slightly self-aggrandizing, unintelligent and absolutely exhausting to endure. All things that have become synonymous with ESPN.

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

Looks like the work of Survivor fans.

I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

So, basically this.

+1 goddamnit.

That’s because Marcy Playground is a good band.

So that was Karl Pilkington’s neighbor.

“Would the NFL ever take players off in overtime, maybe nine or 10 men instead of 11, and open up the field for more scoring? Maybe the numbers only come down after each team gets a possession? Nah, it’d never happen. But it might be fun to imagine what football would look like with more space.”

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

They should retire that number.

“Time to put it behind us...”.

How did hand-tossed pizza not make this tourney? It’s like having a Baldwin Tournament and omitting Alec.