They shared this meme during the commercials.

It took an inspiration from Georgia to pull peanuts from the soil, but it took an abject failure to pull them from solid gold.

Having suffered through visiting ECU before I’d say it’s likely that half the crowd was booing them for kneeling and the other half was booing because only queers wear feathers in their hats.

Jeter truly exemplifies the blue and malaise.

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

The Israeli club retaliated by appropriating the fertile portions of the stadium for farming.

Perhaps, Cleveland Rocks are to blame.

Kaepernick is just another disenfranchised Bernie Brother.

Libertarianism is explaining how great something is while you’re high and at the end of your argument disagreeing with yourself.

“MRIte??”

Dak’s out for Haramburgers.

This was great.

Ben Roethlisberger? I believe it’s spelled Ben Ghazi.

I work with the public, so if that’s the drawback of being famous, I’ll take it. Gilbert Gottfried could bust in on me taking a shit every day, record, narrate it, and post it online and I’d be the happiest son of a bitch on the planet.

The moon also rises.

What’s with Hillary’s teeth? Looks like she ate a bowl of beans before she came out on stage.

The 16-bit ghost of Les Miles.

Michelle Obama’s expression tells me she just realized Dubya had soiled himself.

Confirmed.

“You wouldn’t ask why the rose that grew from the concrete had damaged petals. On the contrary we would all celebrate its tenacity. We would all love its will to reach the sun. Well, we are the roses, this is the concrete, and these are my damaged petals.”