“This tactic makes sense for schools like Duke, Kentucky, and Kansas.”

“that’s funny as hell. I had a black roommate for 5 yrs. nice try. SAD”

Christian Ponder is anxiously waiting by a phone somewhere, ready to hand it off.

Jesus. Someone should inform the police about using logical fallacies. This response over black on black crime is a complete non sequitur. In case any police are reading this, a non sequitur would be like pulling someone over for a routine traffic stop and then killing them because they’re black.

He should watch out. Andy Reid will do anything for a spiral ham.

I can understand Tony’s frustration. As someone who sits for a living, it must be hard to see someone else get so much attention sitting for a reason.

Reads like Justin Roiland wrote this for the lulz.

I was with you until “FUPBAW”, that pronunciation somehow seems worse than anything else you mentioned.

+1 while.

My wife hasn’t dealt with any weird looks from men breastfeeding our child in public but plenty of shitty looks and disparaging comments from women. It's infuriating. I can’t even imagine the kind of vitriol this brings.

El Gris Notoria.

There couldn’t be a more appropriate sponsor for that car.

This is an excellent summary of the 2016 Republican primary.

It doesn’t feel like a real anthem for the US without gratuitous commercial naming rights attachted.

This is obviously the result of concussion-like symptoms as RG3 had mistaken Josh Gordon for a children’s playground.

Every year I wonder why I play fantasy football, swear I’m not going to and end up playing. Does fantasy actually suck or am I just turning into a curmudgeon?

You can usually disguise this level of embarrassment with a paper bag.

Must be everyone’s favorite, Fluoride Night!

Ramblers’ rights!