It's unfortunate but 14 year old boys rarely purchase cars to hide under their bed.

Total protonic reversal!

“The customer isn’t always right, they’re just never wrong.”

Rendering the power saving GPS function useless on android because people were using it to hack eggs is insanity. I don’t give a shit if Mikey wants to leave his phone all night to hatch a Pidgey, I just want my battery to last longer than 45 minutes while trying to hit an AR cartoon with a ball.

This is obviously about Brady not speaking at the RNC.

Dikembe Mutombo is confused by offense.

A soldier getting a $1,000 for a baseball ticket is winning the lottery. If you want a real bad guy, maybe attack the system that makes this scenario a reality.

Does Ed think this disparity of salary only happens in the world of sports?

A good threesome requires an asshole.

England’s greatest resource is misery.

I find it hilarious that Asheville, NC is listed as low cost of living and below average for cultural vitality.

So they’ve begun working on the sequel to Gummo.

Glad someone mentioned this. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second.

Black Sox is available.

This explains a lot.

What concerns me more than the feces is the amount of carpet in a home that rents for just under $5,000 a month.

Our uniforms look like a child’s summer pajamas.

Where are they going to put the trophy?

Thanks for this. After all the time spent here I never realized this was an option.