“My Own Prison” really resonates with the Washington players.

I need odds on whether he’s killed by one of Melisandre’s ghost turds.

Yep. They would have unloaded him sooner if Vlade Divac had been on the trading block.

I thought Jack Black’s portrayal of Dwight Howard in “The D Train” was fantastic.

Confirmed.

Enhance...

After 1.5 hours of great programming I need a recharge before watching Last Word. I always end up watching Veep later. Too much entertainment for one sitting.

This was surely written for Johnny Manziel.

That flag is the proto participation trophy.

This reminds me of those Girls Gone Wild commercials where as soon as the girl takes off her top she looks down.

The Cleveland Browns select Laremy Tunsil’s stepdad.

Yeah, he didn’t play the role of an asshole for tv, he just does it in real life.

You should check out the Tirico portions of the ESPN book. He is the king of shitheads.

ESPN has some work to do.

Not quite. If “Susie, Kateland, and Madison” were their names we would be talking about eligibility for the Darwin Awards.

Looking for an erection with a giant Hertz banner in the background made me think this game lasted for more than 4 hours.

All of JJ Watt’s anecdotes start with “this one time I farted..."

At least he was wearing a swim suit.