Jordan is stupid enough to do this.

“Making ‘em feel the Bern by working the rim. You ‘ole dog!”

I laughed my ass off at that.

Mùm

Fuck. I knew that Ben Weasel was a hyper-conservative douche but didn’t realize Joe Queer was the same.

Sports fans, this is Lindsay Lohan.

This dispute started over Ball’s comedic inability to find the hole.

Goddamit. With RoFlo gone there will be nothing to keep us safe from the never-ending Ben Folds’ “Rockin’ the Suburbs” references on Sports Center.

That is what listening to a child’s fill-in-the-blank story is like.

Peyton Manning, CUNT.

The CDC should use this asshole’s mug shot as a PSA for Zika Awareness.

Who is responsible for editing out the “Pamthers” reference? Do they live atop Mount Crumpit?

Testi shared a picture of his new cat, Blake.

I doubt that was the original idea but that was the animation for the piece moving on the NES version. It’s been my favorite piece ever since.

As long as he isn’t using it to drive around on a lawnmower he should be able to use it for years on end, much like the Walking Dead.... ugh.

The hat travels around via the rabbit hopping underneath.